RIP "Stanley" 1979 Oldsmobile Delta 88
Well, it happened. Grez' 1979 Oldsmobile Delta 88 "Stanley" finally bit the dust in fine fashion and left this world in a blaze of glory. Before he went, the old beater tried to take a nearby Cadillac with him, sadly only managing to melt the front bumper. We all knew Grez' POS would die one day, and indeed Stanley has been on life support for at least the last 5 years. At least he went on his own terms, spontaneously combusting in the night. Those of us who knew Stanley, and even drove him, will fondly remember his stalling, foul exhaust, and tear-off rear bumper. Those of us who have driven Grez home to fetch his spare keys will be glad to learn that he still has his 1993 Ford F-150 "Brutus" that he can lock his keys in. There will be no funeral, but a wake is scheduled for early April. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Mark Grzesiakowski Decent Car Relief Fund.