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ZACHARY METZNER'S WARDROBE SECRETS EXPOSED!

March 5, 2003 - Austin, TX

Zack Metzner, renowned playboy and Jeep enthusiast has often been praised for his fashionable wedding reception garb. Acting on a tip from a nosy neighbor, we have investigated Mr. Metzner's recent wedding attire and found the shocking truth about this finely-clothed stallion. Brace yourselves folks... Mr. Metzner wears the same clothes to every wedding he attends! Yes, it's true. One of the world's most eligible bachelors disdains any variation in wedding formalwear. Below lies examples of Mr. Metzner's past 3 wedding outfits. Grey Shirt, dark grey tie, dark suit... Every time!

Have you seen Mr. Mezner in a different wedding outfit? Please contact us immediately with any leads.
Ben Van Matter's Wedding Aaron Barkema's Wedding Some Other Guy's Wedding